Simpson

A person that worries about everything. Safety is a must, usually has a slow motorcycle and over emphasizes words. Nothing is ever good enough for Simpson.

“Guuuuuuuyysss, it’s meeee, Simpson!!!!!!!”

Philflop

A man or women who belly flops onto a table at a party and collapses the table

Nate philflopped the beer pong table
I’m going to philflop the table