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The 'Island crows', also just 'the crows', or 'they crows', is the name given locally to The Island Independents, a political party on the Isle of Wight, which is a small island off the south coast of England famous for inbreeding and Queen Victoria having had a holiday home there.
They are the ruling group of independent councillors, which in itself is a contradiction in terms and that's where the trouble starts.
Island resident: Those bloody Island crows they were elected on committee governance and when voted in abandoned that promise.
Island resident's cousins: Darn crows, zed ut jest for the zoozay the despurd whiffling wastrils
Island resident: What?
Island resident's cousins: fellur urd be stark-steyrun mad to vote for they crows
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The Island Independents are a political party on the Isle of Wight, which is a small island off the south coast of England famous for inbreeding and Queen Victoria having had a holiday home there.
They are the ruling group of independent councillors, which in itself is a contradiction in terms and that's where the trouble starts.
Known locally as 'the Island crows', 'the crows', 'they crows' or just 'crows'
Example of usage
Island resident:
Those darn Island Independents oi cant believe any bugger voted for em, they're worse than the last lot
Island resident's cousin:
Oi cant vote for no bugger cause oi cant read nor write
Island resident:
You don't need no read 'n writin cousin jus draws yerself an X
Island resident's cousin:
Well I wont be drawing no bloody X for they maggotty crows my lover.
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The Island Independents are a political party on the Isle of Wight, which is a small island off the south coast of England famous for inbreeding and Queen Victoria having had a holiday home there.
They are the ruling group of independent councillors, which in itself is a contradiction in terms and that's where the trouble starts.
Known locally as 'the Island crows', 'the crows', 'they crows' or just 'crows'
Island resident's cousins: Oi see they crows has been buckin agin, one near lost a weave oi urd.
Island resident: Nowt new for The Island Independents
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