SCHOOL

Six
Cruel
Hours

Of
Our
Life

Jefferey: Aww man. Mum says it’s time to go to school.
Everyone else: NOOOOOOOOOOOO

MATH

Mental

Abuse
To
Humans

Why are we doing Math? Is this some sort of punishment?

Go sit in timeout and think about what you have done.

A common thing teachers say in primary school, when you upset someone or hurt someone.
It can also be used when you are TALKING WHEN THE TEACHER IS (which btw I have not done) ;)

You pull Bob’s hair.
Bob is crying like crazy.
Me: It wasn’t me!
Teacher: Say sorry NOW!!
Me: Uh, sorry Bob
Teacher: Now go sit in timeout and think about what you have done.
Reluctantly, you go and sit in the ‘special timeout chair’ that isn’t different from the rest of the blue chairs.

The best at everything

The person in your classes who just doesn’t get anything wrong! You try your best to be like them, but sometimes you get caught cheating on the test. The best at everything is usually a snitch.

Eg:

You accidentally drop your pencil, go to pick it up and look at someone’s work because you can.
Me: Oops, I dropped my pencil.
The best at everything: Sir! She’s tryna copy me!
Sir: Detention!!!!