Similar to a vegetarian, in the fact that they don't eat meat.
Me: Hey did you know Izzy is a lesbian?
Friend: Really?
Me: Yeah.
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National "Make a Joke about your Penis" Day
Friend: What day is it?
Me: November 3rd - National "Make a Joke about your Penis" Day.
Friend: Ok, pretty pointless.
Me: Just like my penis...
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