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Lesbian

Similar to a vegetarian, in the fact that they don't eat meat.

Me: Hey did you know Izzy is a lesbian?
Friend: Really?
Me: Yeah.

by ShrekIsLiveLaughLove February 19, 2020

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AHHHH

AHHHH

Me: *stubs toe*
Me: AHHHH

by ShrekIsLiveLaughLove February 19, 2020

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November 3rd

National "Make a Joke about your Penis" Day

Friend: What day is it?
Me: November 3rd - National "Make a Joke about your Penis" Day.
Friend: Ok, pretty pointless.
Me: Just like my penis...

by ShrekIsLiveLaughLove February 19, 2020

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