When you split cum while watching shrek1 or shrek1
He cums of shrek, bro he has an ogresm
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Its human with chickennugget-like skin
Bro he looks like nugga with chez
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ItΓ’ΒΒs huge funny fart made of the beanos. I always laugh at it bc farts are incredibly funny.
Daddy makes a huge funny fart
Daughter smells the fart
Daddy starts cumming of his own farts
Daughter farts too
Daddy sniffs incredibly
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A sexy four-wheeler. You obviously yell that when you fly on your fav four-wheeler. You can do better stunts than on some GTA V fucking piece of shit
Guy1: Lets play fartnut
Guy2: Ok brainless bitch
Guy1: Oh look, holesome four-wheeler
*both start driving four-wheeler*
*both transform into a shrek*
*both start yelling MOTOOOTRUCO MOTOTRUCO CHUCJWGDHDDHDH
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Contains super vibrations, triple green dick, 6969hz and 69V. Its really exciting to nut with a beautiful shrek dildo. U can get a peppa pig toilette paper free
You: I want some really sexy sex toy
Seller: I have perfect triple shrek super dildo!
You: AH YES DADDY FINNA JERK IT
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Guy1: Is your mom fat
Guy2: No youΓ°ΒΒΒΓ°ΒΒΒΓ°ΒΒΒ
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Its the delicious cake which your grandma always cakes of her milk
Creamypie is made of granny milkers
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