Schwow

Schwow is a word used as a general insult, usually paired with other, more specific words like "fat schwow" or "stupid schwow". Alternate spellings include shwow or shvow. The biggest schwow is chef Boyardee but Virginia Woolfshirt is also in this category. Rumored to be a combination of the words stupid, shit and cow.

-the chef is impervious to our attacks!
-that schwow!

Shrek is love, Shrek is life

A religion founded around our great Ogrelord, Shrek. We show our loyalty to him by praying to Shrek every day. It is crucially important that everyone in the religion make a Shrek shrine and pray to it. If not you will be at a shrekoning. A shrekoning is when Shrek comes to your house and kills you with his holy onions. If you pay to Shrek every day, he may call upon you to go to the great onion temple. When your go there, always at night, Shrek will Shrek you along with four others. This is a holy occasion and is held twice a month, on the first Tuesday and the last Thursday.

-Did you pray to Shrek today?
-Crap, I forgot!
-well get ready for your shrekoning, bro.
-oh yeah...
-I guess you'll remember to know that Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

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