Mamateria

the maternal relative of the cafeteria, a very large cafeteria

Guy 1: Where's the cafeteria?
Guy: 2: Right over there. You can't miss it. It's a fricken mamateria.

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[hallway drafting]

to navigate through an overly crowded hallway by walking close behind a bigger person, or one that is able to get through the crowd easier.

Guy 1: Dang, looks like gym class just ended.

Guy 2: Yep. Good thing there's Carl. We can go hallway drafting off of him.

Carl: 'Scuse me..need a little room..

Guy 1: He really worked up a sweat :P.