Margarine Face

When the face of a woman is actually the most attractive part of her. This is the opposite of butter face, in which everything about her is hot but-her face.

Dave: I met with the girl from myspace finally.
Steve: Oh how did that go?
Dave: Not so good, she was a total margarine face, now I know why all her profile pictures were of just her face. She had mad cankles.

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hogwarts

The genital disease resulting from a drunken night of regrettable intercourse with a fat chick found at the local watering hole.

Mike: Dude what happened to you last night, you were crazy drunk.

Dave: Last night I blacked out and woke up next to Tanya. You can just call me harry potter because I am pretty sure I have hogwarts.

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