double wide

A state of extreme sexual arousal in a woman. A variation of 'wide-on,' a female erection.

That guy from accounts receivable gives me a double wide.

Hear that, girlfriend, I've had to change my panties three times today already!

Christed

When a girl you're hitting on tells you she's a Christian.

What happened with that blonde last night?

Got Christed.

Bummer, she had a great rack.

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Muskavite

A supporter or follower of Elon Musk.

You bought a Tezzie? Don't tell me you a Muskavite?

Sure am. Love the Elon.

Big yard stare

A look so hard it wards off potential rapists and gang attacks in the big yard in prison.

Guy got a bit leary so I gave him the big yard stare and he backed off.

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jizz christ

A special benediction the priest gives you after the service.

Met a hot girl last night and she asked me if I was a christian. I told her I was more into Jizz Christ!

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Vaby

Virtual baby. A girl you sext or cam fuck online but have never actually met in person.

Hey vaby girl, where u bin, daddy lonely?

Here daddy, your vaby's wet and whorny. Your cc detes the same?

crunk hole

The mouth, i.e. where you put the booze or drugs that gets you crunked.

Get that cosmo down your crunk hole and let's go to the party!