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The act of masturbation.
Sorry I'm late, stopped for a quick short arm shifty in the car.
A creepy professor or lecturer who hits on their students.
I've got Professor Reed this semester.
Ach, I've heard he's a real lecherer.
5π 4π
A short penis with a large head resembling Toad from Mario Kart, a la Stormy Daniels and a certain Donald J. Trump.
How was your date last night?
Awful. He has toad chode. I was gagging.
Deal breaker.
4π 6π
A person who goes out on dates with the sole purpose of getting a free dinner.
I'm going out with Julie tonight.
It's a foodie call, dude, she's got a boyfriend.
3548π 322π
A guy with no neck, usually a frat boy type.
What about Jason?
He's a little froggy gone a courtin' for my taste.
British expression for dating.
Saw Mark and Lisa down the boozer.
Oh, are they bothering?
Sure looked like it, they snogged the whole night.
6π 11π
Someone who can't stop crying.
How's Jodie doing since her boyfriend dumped her?
Oh she's a total cryborg right now.