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Short Arm Shifty

The act of masturbation.

Sorry I'm late, stopped for a quick short arm shifty in the car.

by Shuaman June 16, 2023


Lecherer

A creepy professor or lecturer who hits on their students.

I've got Professor Reed this semester.

Ach, I've heard he's a real lecherer.

by Shuaman July 7, 2019

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


toad chode

A short penis with a large head resembling Toad from Mario Kart, a la Stormy Daniels and a certain Donald J. Trump.

How was your date last night?

Awful. He has toad chode. I was gagging.

Deal breaker.

by Shuaman September 19, 2018

4πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Foodie call

A person who goes out on dates with the sole purpose of getting a free dinner.

I'm going out with Julie tonight.
It's a foodie call, dude, she's got a boyfriend.

by Shuaman June 27, 2019

3548πŸ‘ 322πŸ‘Ž


froggy gone a courtin'

A guy with no neck, usually a frat boy type.

What about Jason?

He's a little froggy gone a courtin' for my taste.

by Shuaman October 29, 2018


bothering

British expression for dating.

Saw Mark and Lisa down the boozer.

Oh, are they bothering?

Sure looked like it, they snogged the whole night.

by Shuaman October 4, 2018

6πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Cryborg

Someone who can't stop crying.

How's Jodie doing since her boyfriend dumped her?

Oh she's a total cryborg right now.

by Shuaman June 29, 2021