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To be ass fucked.
See the game last night?
Ach, we took a proper holing, didn't we?
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The asshole.
How was that girl last night, yo?
Sweet, took it up the party pipe and everything.
To experience a stroke of good fortune. British.
Saw Mark down the market, he found a finger in a can of tomatoes and got a huge settlement.
So he's got his bum in the butter, again.
C'mon, let's go.
Give me five. I need the bog. I'm really baking a loaf right now.
A blow job so deep you stuff the balls in.
Had a pro-job last night.
Sweet!
Sure was. This girl could practically lick my asshole while sucking me off!
Where you bin, we're about to open the presents?
Got a gift from Father Wristmas!
Gross.
Someone who masturbates a lot.
You rubbing one out again?
I know, I'm Onan the Barbarian right now.