Where were you?
Rubbing one out.
Again?
I'm so horny, I'm Onan the Barbarian right now!
Someone who receives promotion beyond their talents because they're doing the boss.
I see Julie was made Head of Development.
Head of head more like.
British term for having a criminal record.
That bloke, Bill, looks like a hard bastard. He got any previous?
Plenty, armed robbery for starters.
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Overly hasty in acting or drawing a conclusion. Mainly British usage.
I said 'have a line,' not 'do up the whole gram.'
Yeah, I got a little previous on that one.
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Chad's cute.
He's total hymnbo. Won't even fuck 'cos he don't believe in sex before marriage.
A bad result caused by the Covid-19 pandemic.
What's happening with your project at work?
Got the corona kiss, budgets are all getting slashed.
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