Onan the Barbarian

Someone who jerks off a lot.

Where were you?

Rubbing one out.

Again?
I'm so horny, I'm Onan the Barbarian right now!

Head of head

Someone who receives promotion beyond their talents because they're doing the boss.

I see Julie was made Head of Development.

Head of head more like.

previous

British term for having a criminal record.

That bloke, Bill, looks like a hard bastard. He got any previous?

Plenty, armed robbery for starters.

17👍 8👎

previous

Overly hasty in acting or drawing a conclusion. Mainly British usage.

I said 'have a line,' not 'do up the whole gram.'

Yeah, I got a little previous on that one.

4👍 5👎

slappie

n. A slap up dinner, a feast.

You up for a movie and a slappie somewhere in town later?

Hymnbo

A moronic religious dude.

Chad's cute.

He's total hymnbo. Won't even fuck 'cos he don't believe in sex before marriage.

Corona kiss

A bad result caused by the Covid-19 pandemic.

What's happening with your project at work?

Got the corona kiss, budgets are all getting slashed.

2👍 1👎