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sleep depraved

When you keep having sexy dreams.

I'm so sleep depraved at the moment, I'm having wet dreams every night!

by Shuaman February 27, 2019

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


counting kleenex

Trying to get to sleep by repeatedly jerking off.

Dude, I couldn't sleep last night after all that blow we did.

Me either, I was counting Kleenex all night.

by Shuaman January 11, 2016

2πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


an Australian kiss

Blowjob because it's a kiss down under.

Do you want an Australian kiss?

What's that?

A kiss down under.

by Shuaman December 14, 2016

7πŸ‘ 75πŸ‘Ž


Brown eye opener

Something that arouses or excites a gay dude.

God, David's new outfit is a real brown eye opener!

by Shuaman May 2, 2021


Aleppo Moment

A la Libetarian Gary Johnson; when your mind goes blank at an inopportune moment, usually 'cos you're high off your ass!

What's your date of birth?

I'm having an Aleppo moment.
Step out of the vehicle, please, sir.

by Shuaman September 29, 2016

10πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Condom pocket

The small pocket within a pocket on the front of a pair of jeans.

Where you putting your drugs, man?

Condom pocket.
Oh shit, is that what that is, never realized?

Duh?

by Shuaman April 27, 2019


Down with the brown

When you're into all things faecal.

You're into rimming?

Wolfbagging, icedocking, hotloafing, I do it all, I'm down with the brown, yo!

by Shuaman April 22, 2021

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž