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An insurance company will pay you a 'go away 10k' for a car accident no questions asked in order to sign away your claims .
Got rear ended last night.
Should get your go away 10k.
'Oohing' and 'aahing' when doing a spicy poo.
Man that curry we had last night was hot, I was a ceramic samurai this morning.
Raining hard. Play on 'bucketing down.'
God, it's really fucketing down out there?
When a girl you're hitting on tells you she's a Christian.
What happened with that blonde last night?
Got Christed.
Bummer, she had a great rack.
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Having a dishevelled appearance.
Dude, what you come as, crumplestiltskin?
I know, me mam forgot to put the wash in.
The hard end of the cut loaf of bread that the flies have walked all over.
Cut off the fly walk would you, babe, I hate making sarnies out of that
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