Insineratehymn

Grumpy, monosyllabic pornography enthusiast.

"Hey Insineratehymn, I heard you lost all your mpegs."
"Cunt."

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nothingface

Tragic resident of Nottingham. Has recently started displaying Phantom of the Opera-like qualities, hiding his face in shadows and behind a frightening ginger beard.

She retreated from the advancing Nothingface, mouth agape in a rictus of fear.
"I won't hurt you, my pretty," he crooned. "In fact you might like it."

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