cincinnati shuffle

When you buy new items in order to replace and return used ones in disrepair under the new receipt and warranty. Best executed at stores with liberal return policies such as Wal-Mart, Amazon, and The Home Depot.

A: "Don't you already have glasses like that?"
B: "Ya, but mine are scratched. I'm going to cincinnati shuffle them."

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Dishsaster

A giant pile of dishes staring you in the face, messing up your kitchen, when you don't have a dishwasher

I'm trying to avoid eye contact with the dishsaster in my sink, otherwise I know I'll have to do something about it.