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Mohsan

Blobfish.

Big Dick head who sucks dick and can't spell for shit and is so dumb and keeps getting rejected by every girl he comes through. His face so red and bleeding like his small tiny microscopic dick. You cant even see it with the hubble telescope.
It is actually amazing what can exist. He is an outright blobfish probascis monkey with a dildo on his nose. Science can not explain how a creature like this could exist.
It stills remains as a scientific mystery how he exists.

Don't be a mohsan.

by ShunglaBungla November 9, 2018

3👍 3👎


Minh

A guy who's smart and super good in every subject except Food Tech. He is extremely educated in Law studies. He drops everything in Food Tech. He has an insane temper. He destroys anything in his path. He truly a frightening monster that can not be defeated. He will go out of his way to kill his whole class. His aggression is truly that of a behemoth. He will stab you to death with his pen. He gets all the pussy and bitches and says he doesn't. He literally walks past a girl and the girls already hooked on him. No one knows the mystery behind his sexiness. Even I'm attracted to him even though I'm a straight guy. His aura is so cuddly. Then I sleep on his arm and the next thing I know hes stabbing the inside of my brain with his pen.

I slept in his arms without even looking at his face. His aura just drew me in. I was sleeping his arms. I didn't even know his name. I made up a name. Minh. Minh is a good name. Then I woke up and I'm somehow above the skies on top the clouds and there is a gate before me. His aura was so strong it sent me to the upper world while still alive.

by ShunglaBungla February 12, 2020

37👍 14👎