Anyone being described as 31 an taut with an extreme case of dwarf hands, may also sleep with silky blue blankets and have the quickest size 7's in the Nothern Hemisphere.
Adam: Look at that n00b helping them move.
Scott: Damn he is a 31 and taut piece of heaven send from the good lord above
Adam: They say when he moves his feet, time slows to a stand still.
Scott: Look at those hands though, freakishly small.
Adam: Whatever you do not look directly at mia hams
Scott: AHHH my eyes
Pauly: Stop bitching is just "Gin Sweetie"
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