purple

The feeling pre-pebuscent 13 year old nerds would use to describe when they watch how i met your mother on cable tv, and watch free erotica on this site.

Person 1: BRO, you know Julie?
Person 2: Yeah?
Person 1: She shouted at me for stalking her and called me a creep.
Person 2: B-R-O! She knows your name?
Person 1: Feeling hella purple bro!
Person 2: Alright, I'll leave you alone.

Guttered

When someone, as an act of bullying and/or prank, shoves another guy's head in a head without consent.

Yo, did you see Ryan get guttered the other day?! That shit was wild, nigga!