Snowboarders

People who are the most arrogant and obnoxious people on the planet, when they're on the ski slope they think they're all Gods gift to the world.

If you find a ski slope that is not filled with people who think they're better than you because they can snowboard then you have found yourself a place of sheer heaven and happiness.

Snowboarder 1: Hey, Get out my way dick. This is my slope and I own it.

Snowboarder 2: Hey, look at my. I'm the fucking best, i just went down that mountain. I can now climb Mount Everest with my eyes closed.

Snowboarder 3: I'm the best, everyone else is a peasant.

Normal person: What a bunch of dicks. I'll just go golfing instead. Fucking snowboarders.

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