The Muffin Gods

powerful beings who rule over this world. Their wrath may only be assuaged by the eating of many muffins. They have many emmisaries in this world, but their most powerful follower is the legendary Muffin Man.

Do you know the muffin man?

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pooka

according to Piers Anthony, a ghost horse. wears a chain. (read the Xanth novels for further clarification)

Dor caught a Pooka by the chain

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oy gevalt

Yiddish phrase. exclamation of surprise, incredulity, or simply used to emphasize a statement. often used when kvetching. alt. spelling: oy gevaldt

oy gevalt! don't scare me like that.
oy gevalt, not again.
oy gevalt, that was a long drive!

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Rimshot

that badum-CHING thing they do on a drum after a joke.

a man walked into a bar. OUCH!

*rimshot*

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kvetch

Yiddish. a lesser form of complaining. never done with that well-known whiny voice of complaint.

oy gevalt, what a day. mind if I kvetch a little?

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democrats

One of the two major political parties in the United States, the Democrats evolved from the more primitive Democratic-Republican party in the 1800's. party platform tends to be more liberal than Republican policy. usually pro-environment, pro-choice, and pro-rights. Also generally caters to the middle- and lower classes, instead of the wealthy.

guys, if you're gonna put up a definition, define. If you wanna bitch about how "evil" people who don't agree with you must be, rant about it in your next KKK meeting, okay?

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Nostradamus

A guy whose prophecies pertaining to the end of the world have been interpreted, proven wrong, and reinterpreted so many times that its surprising they haven't given up on him yet

The world will end in 1750...no wait, 1819....or maybe 2000....2023?

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