Pooka

"From old celtic mythology; A fairy spirit in animal form, always very large. The Pooka appears here and there, now and then, to this one and that one. A benign but mischievous creature. Very fond of rum pots, crack pots, and how are you Mr. Wilson?"
-Harvey, 1950

"Oh you can't miss him Mrs. Chumley. He's a Pooka"
"A Pooka? Is that something new?
"No no, as I understand it that's something very old"

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Pooka

a miscehvious spirit in the folk tale of the Irish

Damn man, I got high last night and saw a POOKA!!!!

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Pooka

A racial slur that can be used to broadly define ethnicities other than yourself. Usually used to describe a fat or slothful peoples lacking modesty and basic hygiene

"There are too many damn pookas on this damn beach"

Daughter: "Mommy can I go to my friend Jean's house?"
Mother: "No no honey, we don't associate with Pookas because we want you to grow up to be successful."

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Pooka

someone is so cute you just wanna eat them up

you are such a Pooka!

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Pooka

A pooka is a cute nickname people give to their soulmates.

"Hey pooka wanna watch a movie together?"
"Pooka let's cuddle."

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Pooka

an imaginary friend

The Pooka can only be seen and heard by its owner.

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Pooka

A girl that just as adorable as she is deadly. Extremely intelligent, and at times can be a geek. Loves anime, cosplay, sushi, and is a living iteration of Umaru Chan. Rarely uses actual words, and instead communicates with various noises and gestures. Beautiful in every way

Pooka party time?! Oh no, who let you have cola and crunchies!!!?

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