SRS

SRS- Semen Retention Syndrome, a man who has not had sex or mastubated in a long while that needs to jettison a payload. Symptoms include: swollen balls, unsolicited erections, erections from viewing anything with the slightest sexual content, finding grandma and/or nuns hot, etc.

I haven't gotten laid in weeks, I got a serious case of SRS.
I need to find a VCR so that I can rid of this SRS.

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VCR

Vaginal Cum Receptacle- a woman that is simply used for sex.

Means of relieving SRS.

Yea, I going home with her to use her VCR.

Man, I got a bad case of SRS, I really need a VCR.

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