Shweet

Tweets sent whilst taking a shit. (Also in the forms: shweets, shweet-storm).

Similar etymology to shexting, and shwhatsapps: the act of sending text messages or WhatsApp messages whilst taking a shit.

More early-morning shweets from the President today outline his policy agenda for the next 100 days.

Was on the toilet and decided to unleash a shweet-storm @continentaltire due to another flat!

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