Kimbo Pie

When someone beats the shit out of you. They did not give you a slice of themselves, the gave you the whole motherfucking pie.

I Kimbo Pied that motherfucker.

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Kevin Federline

A former husband of Britney Spears.

Kevin Federline is many times confused with Roger Federer(A professional tennis player).
The theory behind this problem is that 2 individuals with similar last names became famous around the same time.

This type of problem has also happened in the past.
Examples....

The word "Rush" became very popular in the 80's
Rush Limbaugh
Simon RushDie
The return of the hard rock band "Rush"

Other recent events...
Evan Longoria(Baseball)
Eva Longoria(Desperate Housewives)

Bob: Kevin Federline is about to beat Nadal!
Mike: Don't you mean Roger Federer?!

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Eminem

A famous rapper who's parents bought him nice clothes and gave him lunch money when he was a kid growing up. So that whole white gangster act is bullshit.

Leroy: Hey Lamont, did you hear that new song by Eminem?
It's fresh dog.

Lamont: Leroy please, that is bullshit. That boy had his momma fold his cloths and tuck him into bed at night. I don't believe a word of those lyrics.

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Daddy Nikolai

Another name for a pap smear.

Bob: Jane how was your trip to the gynecologist?

Jane: It was alright, he did a daddy nikolai and took some blood samples. Other than that, everything else is okay.

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churron

A churron is what you call a pony tail where extreme curly hair is present. Hence, it looks like a churro.

Luis let his curly hair grow out. Then he put that in a pony tail. He's got a churron.

Che Guevara

AKA, the Spanish Hitler. Murdered many families, including children in order to push his politicals views on others. Many mis-informed college students don't read about this, and decide to wear his T-Shirts.

That Che Guevara is a real son-of-a-bitch. He killed my grandparents.

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Insecurity card

Insecurity card is an idiomatic phrase that refers to the act of bringing the issue of insecurity into a debate or argument. Women are notorious for accusing their husbands/boyfriends of being insecure for almost anything and everything (even if it's not true).

Bob: Hey Mike, I saw you leave your house last night. What happened?

Mike: I got into a fight with that biatch again. She pulled out the insecurity card like always.

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