george bush

possibly one of the more successful imbelices of our time, george w bush is a texan man whose father led us into the gulf war. bush jr, upon arriving in the oval office, spent aproximatly 15 minutes playing with the swivel chair (it amuses him) before stopping, waiting for the dizzyness to stop, and saying, "we need an excuse for a war."
it was only about 4 years later that george realized that fighting a badly planned war against a vaguely defined enemy was going to take some work.
recent studies show bush is actually twelve years old, and has just aged freakishly fast. perhaps this explains why he chooses his friends as government officials, hates gays, cannot speak intelligently and was at a birthday party during hurricane katrina.
and let's not forget georgie's greatest quote yet: "our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. they never stop thinking of ways to harm our people and our country, and neither do we."
only another year, folks, and this age of american terror will end.
(ps-how will our grandchildren remember this generation? i know: "the generation bush f**ked up.")

George Bush always get his meaing across clearly:
bush:
"it'll take time to restore chaos."
(with him president, maybe not so much...)
bushism: "i'm the decider." tranlation to english: "we are so screwed."

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ana blog

a blog of an "anorexic"...pix sometimes, lots of Tips and Tricks and "Thinspiration"...most of these are owned by 650-pound male pediofiles when the kids he stalks are at school...

typical ana blog:

xoAnaIsMyLifexo
Hey! today i ate 17 calories and i feel SO SO SO fat! i bought a size 15 bathingsuit, cuz i knew i couldn't fit into anything smaller, and it was SOOO tight! i threw up like 2ce today. my mom kept asking if i ate; it was so annoying...i cut myself and wrote some poetry
i haven't gotten a chance to excersize for like 3 hours, so im gonna go do that. bye, anas!
<3ANA LOVE<3

*comments*
SkinnyIsAllIWant: hey hunni! ur getting there! i WISH i could ever SQUEEZE into a 15! i hate rents. i should go excersize, 2. ana love<3

AnaIsMyBestFriend: hey, i cut 2! u should totally post ur poems! 2 binges in a day is GREAT! i try to get like 4 a week, average. hang in there; ur looking great! u'll get there! <3ana love<3

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