sick as frick

Sick as Frick pertains to people, objects and general day to day things that are hella awesome. If you are sick as Frick it means u are the coolest person ever (according to the person who called u it) and you have godlike power over anyone and anything you wish

Dude 1: Damn that guy is sick as Frick
Dude 2: I know I feel like I need to bow or something

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boop your shnoot

When you purposefully tap the end of someone's dick and say boop

Girl: I'm gonna boop your shnoot
Guy: ... the fuck?

Whale poo

Not human poo or dog poo or heaven forbid horse poo, but a whole other level of disgusting poo. If different poo were levels of hell whale poo would be Satan's penthouse. Whale poo is so utterly disgusting that I can do it no complete justice in this definition

Person 1: You are just whale poo!
Person 2:*loud gasp*
Person 2:*calls the national guard*

Non commitment sex

When you have sexual intercourse with someone without knowing whether or not you want to be in an active relationship with said someone

Omg I just had non commitment sex with that hot guy John