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Having a bowel movement while taking a shower and then using one big toe(s) to try to smash it up so the fecal matter washes down the drain.
I gave myself a brown toe today in the shower after I couldn't make it to the toilet.
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When a person takes a picture from facebook or another social networking website and masurbates to it while simultaneosly watching porn.
Dude, your sister looked so hot at the party last night that I went home and Facebook Crooked her while watching porn.
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The word "Djeet" is is the singular combination of the interogative phrase "Did you eat?" It is a Mid-Atlantic, American-English colloquialism, cheifly used by Philadelphians and in surrounding areas.
"Yo, djeet yet? If not let's go get some cheesteaks."
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When cleaning out your anus in the shower, small fragments and clumps of fecal matter that are removed but are too large to wash into the drain holes or stick to the sower mat.
After cleaning my ass in the shower, I noticed there were some Drain Cosbys. I got a brown toe trying to get them down.
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