cockrocker

someone who tries to get off someones dick, but cannot do to the depth it has gone up their ass

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hambeast

Hambeast is one of those words which may have originated with Something Awful. It refers to people who are porcine, that is, piggishly fat, with arms and legs like hams.

"Look at this picture and tell me Fud isn't a hambeast. How much does he eat in a day?!"

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enbiggen

to expand, make larger

"Travel enbiggens the smallest of men." Jebediah Springfield

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my'owd

Term used to greet an old friend.

Alright my'owd....long time no see.

hanky-panky

verb. could mean anything that happens between a couple like holding hands, kissing, sex, etc.

"There goes Austin and Alana... off to do some hanky-panky..."

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hanky panky

verb. could mean anything that happens between a couple or fuck buddy like holding hands, kissing, sex, etc. Hanky panky derives from the song "Barbie Girl" by Aqua.

ex: "There they go... off to do some hanky panky..."
ex: "You are my doll, rock´n´roll, feel the glamouring thing,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky."

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IMMD

IM abbreviation: It Made My Day

"Today I saw a hummer parked in two spaces, with a parking ticket on the window. IMMD."

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