dick’s ass

Any unfavorable condition.

It’s hotter than a dick’s ass in here.

Man1: How did your interview go?

Man2: Dick’s ass.

It smells like a dick’s ass in the kitchen.

What the dick’s ass is this nonsense?

I don’t give a dick’s ass what you think!

This movie is dick’s ass.

This train is moving slower than a dick’s ass.

Poonis

A sausage made from grinding poo and penises together and forming into a sausage shape. Served on a plate and eaten with a knife and fork. Poonis is the favorite food of hedge fund CEOs, and eating it is their favorite hobby.

Ken loves to devour poonis daintily with a knife and fork.

the dick of my balls

In reference to one’s penis.

She kept staring at the dick of my balls.

I need to pee out of the dick of my balls.

40 ounce in my lap and it’s freezin’ the dick of my balls.

I’m thinking about getting enlargement surgery for the dick of my balls.