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Since you pee out of your penis, if you pooped out of it instead, it would be called a poonis
Guy #1: I think I just pooped from my penis
Guy #2: So it's called a poonis now
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When you have anal sex with a girl that hasn't gone to the toilet and your dick gets shat on.
"Dude, Jess totally forgot to do a shit before we did anal!"
"Unfortunate man, you got a poonis"
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It is where poo comes out your penis.
Mummy I have a poonis not a penis
A Poonis happens when your taking a poo, and you have an erection at the same time. Note* This must also be a natural boner.(no porn allowed)
Oh boy, I feel a Poonis coming along!
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The rest of the definitions are wack. A poonis is simply a penis that has poop on it.
I pulled out of her ass and slapped her face with my poonis.
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A sausage made from grinding poo and penises together and forming into a sausage shape. Served on a plate and eaten with a knife and fork. Poonis is the favorite food of hedge fund CEOs, and eating it is their favorite hobby.
Ken loves to devour poonis daintily with a knife and fork.