Clinique Catfish

A woman who is at best a 5, but with proper makeup application could be as high as a dime.

That bish Madison is such a Clinique catfish. If Taylor hadn’t done her makeup, she’d be chilling with her orbiters.

rage torque

When you become so infuriated at a message or situation while holding your smartphone and it subsequently becomes broken or bent.

I was soon angry that Facebook was down that I rage torqued my iPhone