everythingable

Capable of being/doing/anythinging EVERYTHING.

Usable For Any Purposes (Not meaning F.A.P. actually, interesting coincidence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )

Infomercial dude #1: -Oh man this wallet is sumergible, swallowable, affordable, etcable

Bored dude #1 watching Infomercial dude #1 talking to Infomercial dude #2: -That wallet is everythingable ! I must buy it.