Maria

Typically an overweight human being of thr femal gender. Hair color from blonde to dirty blonde relative of the season. Has a large weakness to heartbreak, especially when never actually involved in a relationship. Also has a tendency to overreact, cry, snort, and share the most discreet information to those she should not. At the same time has a strange sense of humor only few people understand. Occasionally flys into battle with a hammer, similar to Thor Odinson. It is not wise to be friends with a Maria, they could physically and metaphorically crush you at any moment.

Eww, Maria has a cruch on you. Best to break her heart before she crushes you first.

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