Guilty as hector's dolphin

When you have been found guilty of a crime or action that involved scamming an adult with a baby or an adult with a small child....

Man, that guy really fooled our baby boy with that babalizing! What a fraud, he's guilty as hector's dolphin.

Winkie

A cannabis vaporizer pen... Reloadable cartridge style.

Hey brudda.... You got your winkie with you? Let me see your winkie!