stewart

The action of loudly announcing to the whole room that one is about to defecate copiously and then leaving the room to do so.

Dick: "I'm gonna stewart!" *leaves*

Jane: "Why's he got to always stewart us?"

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Enterprise Effect

A phenomenon seen in many sci-fi movies/TV programs by which any damage to a spaceship (regardless of location) is seen as sparks and/or fire in the bridge/command center of said spacecraft. First experiences with the effect were on the bridge of the USS Enterprise, piloted by the illustrious/infamous Captain James T. Kirk of Starfleet Command (hence the name).

Scotty: We've 'ad an 'it on on the most unimportant part of the ship Cap'in. I can' hold her!

Kirk: Oh god, the sparks and/or fire are/is everywhere!!1 We're experienceing one hell of an Enterprise Effect.

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jewgag

An archaic term dating at least to the 1860's meaning to tease sexually but not satisfy (see blueballing). Can be used for both males and females.

Lord Daft Wager: I say, your wife certainly jewgagged me something fierce last night in the closet at the costume ball.

Buzzkillington: That wasn't my wife, that was me old chap.

Lord Daft Wager: Blasted costumes...

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