Merrick and Rosso

Funnnnyyyyy!Merrick is known only for his dog voice that he puts on when he prank calls people and Rosso can read the time! They are the funniest people in the world! THE WORLD!!!

Merrick and Rosso are funny, hey bro?

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Littlepecker

1. (Noun) A person who is foreign, usually russian, and has a small penis.
2. (Adjective) A way of saying someone has a small penis without saying it directly.
3. (Noun) Someones real name.

1. That stupid Russian has a littlepecker.
2. Go away Littlepecker
3. Hi, my name is Littlepecker

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powerplay

In a roleplay, controlling other people's characters. This is very looked down open and is against most rp rules.

'Kim punched Kelly and watched her cry,' is powerplaying, because who are you to say if Kelly started crying or not.

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Your Mom

The way to answer a question when you're bored.

"Timmy, what is the world's largest continent?"
"Your mom."
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"Hey, what are you doing this weekend?"
"Your mom."
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"Hey, who do you plan on making pseudo-sexual comments about?"
"Your mom."

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breakage

when something of yours breaks

I've got some major breakage here

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Crack head John

A man in his 30's who has lost all to his addiction to the crack pipe

Hey, is John on the STEM FAST diet.
Have you seen John? Yes I have he is at the shelter.
Hey man can you spare a $5 for some food,or a 20 for some rock?
I am a cracker but i like to be called a ROCK STAR

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Dud

1. Not funny
2. Uncool; stupid

Did you see that new Tom Cruise movie? Shit was a dud.

He thought he was being funny, but his joke was a total dud.

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