Pooping in someones asshole,sticking your hand back into the asshole and pulling the poop out then putting it on your food.
Hey waiter, can you put a little more Kungpow mud cream in my salsa.
"sure sir".
Thank you.
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A very attractive girl with 3 tits.
hey man do you see that chick with 3 tits?
Ya, shes a total 3 tits McGee
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when a white person thinks he knocked up his white girl friend and during child birth a black baby comes out.
Girls friend: (child birth) ahhh ahhh
Doctor: the baby is crowning
Doctor: its a boy, and its black?
Boy friend: thank God it's black
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