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Crowning

When you feel your turd is pushing

I got to use the toilet, my turd is crowning

by styn99 March 7, 2014

187๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž


Crowning

Having an intense need to defecate.

Mike was crowning, it was a tough decision between dropping a chalupa in the woods with no toilet paper, or waiting for the comforts of an outhouse three miles ahead.

by The Commadore July 22, 2008

207๐Ÿ‘ 67๐Ÿ‘Ž


Crowning

The moment you cross your legs when you are no where near a bathroom and you clench your bung hole to stop it from coming out

I need a bathroom but i cant move because im crowning

by dick nuggets November 26, 2014

47๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


Crowning

An exploratory sexual move on a woman, kind of like fisting, only using your head. Gives that bigger girl or post pregnancy shawty a real buzz and gives the dude a chance to look around and see the kind of place he came from.

Yeah man, I totally crowned Maureen last night, crowning is her biggest turn on.

by Bonesofthewhitegoods May 11, 2011

68๐Ÿ‘ 106๐Ÿ‘Ž


Crowning

When your homie is jerking off and pooping at the same time and just as his poop is halfway out, you arrive and fist him, pushing the poop back inside, henceforth causing him to cum.

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Friend: โ€œYo, Iโ€™m crowning!โ€

You: โ€œAw man, Iโ€™m on my way!โ€

2: โ€œYo, you gotta try crowning, best jerk I ever hadโ€

by CrownedKing December 27, 2018

17๐Ÿ‘ 77๐Ÿ‘Ž


Crowning

The act of totally over-reacting to an otherwise harmless situation, instantly assigning blame and accusing innocent others with absolutely no information to back up your claim. Verbally abusing others in response to some small, unexpected, insignificant event that has nothing to do with you personally; A grown-ass man having a reaction to a minor incident comparable to that of a woman giving birth.

George whined for hours and began crowning because she was running late, when they weren't going anywhere anyway.

Ryan crowned when he only found one of a matching pair of socks.

He was crowning because he left his glasses at home and automatically assumed someone broke into his locked and alarmed car and stole said sunglasses.

by CraigyToThaLeroy September 2, 2016

3๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


crowned

v. To hit/beat someone on the head with a large blunt instrument, usually an iron, or something of similar stature. Usually this action is carried out as a direct result of someone not following specific orders, hence a punishment.

If you do not stop snoring in a minute, I am going to crown you.

by Splinkio December 9, 2003

79๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž