Pissing Excellence

(Verb)

When someone is so excellent that they urinate excess liquid excellence instead of urine. Liquid excellence is like liquid gold except more valuable and it won't torch your pee hole like urinating *liquid gold will.

*Liquid gold melts at around 1100 degrees C.

I woke up this morning and pondered my day as I was pissing excellence

I pretty much the best, most cool person in the world. I wake up in the morning and piss excellence.

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