Getting diarrhea in your face while giving a rimjob.
I was eating her ass like groceries when I got a chocolate surprise. {rimjob} {shit}
1. When a man steals all your valuables after you've fallen asleep from lovemaking and disappears
2. When a father takes all of his belongings and walks out on his family and is never seen or heard from again
1. I invited a guy over last night and when I woke up, he and all my cash was gone. He pulled a Snowden on me!
2. Roberta and her family haven't been the same since her husband abandoned them. That asshole totally Snowdened it!
{Snowden} {thief} {abandoned} {family}
Deriving pleasure from someone saying or doing something awkward or embarrassing.
That guy is so awkward and annoying, but watching him gives me such a cringe boner.
Another word for a vagina or and asshole.
I had to take the suppository straight up the whoo hoo. (vagina) (asshole)
Just another word for a bong, derived from the "As Seen On TV" product of a glass blown globe that helps keep plants watered.
"Yo, lemme take some joy puffs from that aqua Globe!"
Having diarrhea while leaking period blood at the same time.
I was so embarrassed! I PB and Jayed it at work today. {shit} {period}