gigantomastia

A medical term for natrual drastic enlargement of the breast. It could happen during puberty (virginal) or pregnancy (gestational)

(Virginal gigantomastia) A teenager going from an A cup to a DD cup in two weeks

(Gestational gigantomastia) A woman going from a C cup to a G cup

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Shemix

A song originally sung by a male artist that is remixed by a female artist who changes feminine nouns, pronouns, and characteristics into masculine ones to appeal to a female audience.

Noun change

Original: I’m with my girl

Shemix: I’m with my man

Pronoun change

Original: I’m going to love her all night

Shemix: I’m going to love him all night

Characteristic change

Original: Nice, pretty eyes

Shemix: Nice, handsome eyes

Webster’s Dictionary Reject

A person who wanted to submit a definition to Webster’s online dictionary, but was rejected because their neologism didn’t meet their criterion, then they post it on Urban Dictionary to make up for their broken self-esteem.

Guy 1: I tried to put the word Berserkowitz on Webster’s dictionary but they denied it.

Guy 2: I found it on Urban Dictionary.

Guy 1: Yeah I put it there. I felt so bad that they didn’t accept it.

Guy 2: You’re a Webster’s Dictionary Reject.

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Berserkowitz

1). Angry or crazy (especially a Jewish person)
2). Excited or excitable (especially a Jewish person)
3). A Jewish beast
4). A person with last name Berkowitz who exhibits one of the three traits above

1). Levi Goldstein went berserkowitz when he saw his bill

2). Ben Stein isn't berserkowitz

3). Roman Greenberg and Yuri Foreman are berserkowitz boxers.

4). David Berkowitz was a serial killer. He must have been Berserkowitz

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Bronzestar lesbian

A bisexual woman who likes her homosexual relationships more than her heterosexual ones.

Goldstar lesbian: I only like pussy
Silverstar lesbian: I only like pussy now, but I used to like cock
Bronzestar lesbian: I’ll go either way, but I like pussy more