Throttled

A point of severe inebriation, the one and only goal when you decide to hit the bars.

Bro: "hey bro what do you wanna do tonight"
Bro's bro: "let's hit the bars and get fuckin throttled"

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Jessie

Jessie is the girl every guy wants. She's beautiful, sweet, caring, loving, and can brighten your whole day in moments. Jessie is a little shy at first, but once you get to know her she's outgoing and a ton of fun to be around. If you have a Jessie don't let her go because you'll regret it forever. Jessie is almost impossible to not fall in love with. She is gorgeous, with beautiful eyes, an adorable smile, and the cutest laugh you've ever heard. She's a straight dime. She doesn't know how perfect she is, but you love telling her every second. She's also smart, kind, loving, hard working, and knows what she wants. Jessie is the best you've ever had and ever will. A Jessie will make you want to fall in love, and then you will want to stay. Jessie is the most amazing girl you'll ever meet and if you find one, make sure you hold on and never hurt her, because she would never hurt you.

Guy 1: Damn bro you see that girl over there?

Guy 2: Yeah she's hot as fuck.
Guy 1: she's beautiful! Definitely a Jessie.
Guy 2:hell ya she is!
Guy 3: yeah she is, that's my girlfriend, I'm the luckiest man in the world

Guy 1&2: fuck bro I'm jelly...

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