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Throwing a cigarette out the front car window and having it reenter through the back window, or worse, into somebody else's car window.
Oh shit, that ciggie I just tossed became a nicometeor! Quick, get it out of the back seat before the whole car catches on fire!
Having the tendency to scream profanities at other drivers who are talking on their cell phones, futzing with their I-Pods or doing everything but paying attention to the road. But usually yelling at your lap so nobody else knows you are calling other drivers nasty names.
Why are you screaming m***er f***er into your lap?
Because that dumb ass guy needs to hang up and drive - but if he sees me calling him that - he might pull over and beat me up! I have Vehicular Tourette's Syndrome.
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Something that cannot be messed up, user-stupid, impossible to get wrong.
Kirby's new computer program is unfuckable-up. Even as much of a tech-tard as he is.
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Attempting a task that has been dumped on you by somebody who expects a miracle. Like your dumbass boss who left two hours ago and wants you to get something done in an hour that would have taken him all day to finish. A takeoff on "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!" from the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons.
'The boss expects me to get all these reports done for the corporate office by tomorrow morning, I don't think I'm gonna make it.' 'Well, you know how Steve is about that. He bails and now you have to say "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!" just like the other days of the week where he is working 27/4'
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Rick left early again, now I gotta pull a rabbit out of my ass to get this computer fixed.
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The people who put definitions on Urban Dictionary that are a total wast of time, like how "Ryan is the most sexy guy on earth" or nasty sex acts that involve feces. Usually people who shouldn't have access to a computer anyway and are ruining UB for many people.
Did you see that UB definitions that was the same chick's name six or seven times and it was only about what a ho she was?
Yeah, I reject all that crap from the Urban Fucktards. Maybe Urban Dictionary will find a way to filter some of those illiterate asswipes out and leave UB to the rest of us.
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