L

Drivers License

Yo Yo, I finally got my L back after getting my 4th DUI. Let's go get a Jack and Coke to celebrate.

Standers

When a girl's boobs are so big and perky that they look like they are standing up all on their own

Damn that girl has a real pair of standers. I would give anything to milk on those standers. Holy shit my standards just went up for those standers!

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