George Weasley

The fittest Weasley (except Ron and Bill) .

Them: Who’s George Weasley?

Me: The fittest Weasley!
Them: Your probably right.

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Your dad

In your best friends bed.
It’s meant to be.
Don’t deny it.

You: Have you seen my dad?
Your best friend: Yes, your dad is in my bed.