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Scofflaws, cheats, deadbeats and other losers use this phrase as an excuse for their miserable failures in managing their money
I'd love to pay you for cleaning my pool Eugene but in "this economy" I just can't! Sorry.
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a blissful state of mind created by a pleasing event or the effects of intoxicants.
Dude, seeing Gina in that black thong bikini sends me to my happy place!! (or)
Man, that weed you sold me is so bunk I cant even get to my happy place!!
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This is a descriptive term that people apply to whatever object they are trying to get rid of on Ebay that isn't selling.
Cheapskate #1- Jesus, I can't get anybody to buy this awful plaid pair of pants from K-mart. What am I gonna do?
Cheapskate #2- What, are you stupid? Just re-list it and call it Rockabilly K-mart plaid pants!!
Chaepskate # 1- Dude, you are awesome!
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A Salieri is a friend, co-worker, lover or relative that is threatened by you. They often attempt to diminish you although they pretend to be your friend or advisor.
Dean's boss is a Salieri. He keeps micro-managing Dean even though everyone knows that without Dean, he would be totally lost. back stabber. traitor. judas. green eyed monster
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An ironic exclamation of approval or pleasure in an event in which the observer is actually bored or unimpressed.
Him: Hey! If we hurry and get back to my place by eleven, we can still catch The Simpsons!
Her: Whoop Dee Doo!!
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A "wind man" is the opposite of a wing man. The wind man is usually socially inept, especially when it comes to meeting women. He gets nervous, talks too much, laughs like a hyena and generally ruins it for any guy stupid enough to be hanging out with him.
Hey Carl! Come with! Me and Ralphie and Eugene are going down to Chugalug to scam some biyatches!
Carl: Pass. Eugene is the biggest wind man in town.
Last time I went out with him, he asked this hot
white chick and her hot black friend if they were
twins! That asshole gets more nervous than a
Japanese beaver on crack!
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Appealing to the sensitivities of our gay brethren. Favored by queers.
That fuschia shirt is positively homosensual!
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