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Jessica

Steal your man kinda person. She will love your boy. She cheats on her boyfriend then flirts with your friends boy. She’ll do this till she gets him. She flirt untill it’s over and she won’t give a dam. Boys do fall for her but if your man a loyal then he won’t. She’ll say she don’t like him but the look on her face says she loved him.

She’ll want to be with him all the time - if you go out with a Jessica I feel sorry for you. You probably dumped your perfect girl for her - don’t lie - she will hypnotise you you’ll fall in a trance and get lost

Teacher: Everyone you are all moving seats

Teacher: Jessica can you switch seats with Zoe so your now next to Dave and Zoe is next to Jack

Jessica (out loud) “errrr! I hate my life, kill me now!!!” *walking slowly*

Jessica (inside): “ I LOVE MY LIFE. Goodbye boyfriends flirting with a my future one, then my boy will break up with me I have Dave all to my self!!!”

DEFINTION: SLUT

by Simpson’s December 2, 2017

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