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Fishies

The act of taking your hand, and vigorously, but unexpectedly, jabbing your fingers (flat-handed) into the victims anal premesis, then violently wiggling your hand back and fourth, creating an intense offensful disturbance to the person. When done correctly, the person will either:

A) Tweak
B) Absolutely freak out
C) Jump up and look as though having an intense seizure
D) All of the above

In 100% of all cases so far, of correct style, D was the appropriate response.

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"Fishies!!!"

*Jab*

"AHH WEEUAUEHA WWAHHH AOWEUAH!!"

by Simulation February 23, 2008

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naulty

Also used or worded as 'Pulling a Naulty', or 'Pulling a Cody'.

The utter and complete stage of ignorance. Also described as the absolute stage of narrow-mindedness. One in this state is unable to be negotiated or reasoned with. Also, when in this state, it is very common for the person to feel like he or she is completely right in every way possible. One is also extremely stubborn.

The only advice you can give to someone willing to talk to a person in this state is: "Good luck".

"It's my way or the high.. wait.. THERE IS NO OTHER WAY. I'M TOTALLY RIGHT AND YOU'RE TOTALLY WRONG! F%#K YOU!!"

(Wow, is he PMSing?)
(No, he's just pulling a naulty.)

(What an a$$!)

by Simulation February 22, 2008

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Foobs

Comes from the words, 'Fat Boobs', or 'Fake Boobs'. Mainly described as, the 'Boobs of a Fat Chick'; to the average male, these would be considered Butch. I mean just completely gross. Almost as if, if this *female* were to not have been 'fat', her breasts would not be that big.

Boy to Girl: *Hey Tammy, who has the biggest boobs in our gym class? I mean you've showered with all of them, who do you think does?*

Girl to Boy: *Well, probably Cassie, or maybe Brooke.*

Boy to Boy: *Nah man, they dont count. Those are Foobs, not Boobs.*

by Simulation March 12, 2008

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