Colonel Moretti

Latin: Flippernicus Moretticus Moronicus Maximus. Supreme commander of the Condor Legion with a plethora of refined skills such as douche-baggery, penile-to-anal insertion, and logical ineptness that can only be described as "divine". A Moretti can be seen at dolphin poaching protests, and has been known to feed off the retardation of brain cells. Colonel Moretti even co-starred in "Flipper" with Paul Newman and Elijah Wood in 1996.

"I hate Colonel Moretti."

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Moretti

Latin: Flippernicus Moretticus Moronicus Maximus.
Supreme Comanders of the Condor Legion, Morettis have a plethora of skills such as douche-baggery, thumb-guided penile-anal insertion, and logical ineptness that can only be described as malevolently divine. Age, wisdom, and character are rated by a rigid, bottle-nosed snout and beady eyes. Often seen at dolphin poaching protests, Morettis are well-known for their renlentless appetite for spoonfuls of semen while watching the 1996 remake of "Flipper" starring Paul Newman and Elijah Wood.

"That guy is such a douchebag."
"I know, right? He must be a Moretti."

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